(Pssst! Click on that thing and you can vote for me, the Napoleon Dynamite of the blogosphere!)
Who on earth could have nominated me?
More spaces in my mouth than in my eyebrows. That deserves a pity vote, and you know it.
Yup, I nominated myself. I know you would have, if you had known, so I forgive you.
Seriously, though, vote for me. They make you log in, but that is but a few moments of your time, whereas a unibrow is forever. That's right. If I win, fake unibrows for everyone!