2009 Christmas List Items That Would Make Fifteen Year-Old Me Want To Die of Shame
Socks—like I'm going to spend my hard-earned money on socks instead of wine and iTunes downloads
Sheets—what? Sheet are expensive, son.
Shampoo/Conditioner—see also: Socks
Of course, it goes both ways...
1995 Christmas List Items That Make Current Me Want To Die of Shame
More truly amazing (and highly embarrassing) list artifacts can be found here.
“The Complete Guide to Melrose Place”—JK, I wish I still had this. But my official position is still “die of shame”
Carpenter jeans from dELiA*s—to go with my two-tone platform sneakers from dELiA*s, obvi
Butterfly barettes (sic)—sparkly—because how could I match un-sparkly barrettes to my oversize Hole tee-shirt? (a band I had never listened to but which my friend Anna liked).
“Showboat” soundtrack—See? Of course I didn’t listen to Hole.
P.S. I like to think that "not kidding" parentheses about the pom-pom hat was directed at 2009 me. My sarcasm—and hatred of hats—hadn't fully developed in 1995