Well, it only took me four years to fuck with the HTML and dick around with Photoshop and make this blog look like Andie Walsh all dressed up for prom in something she sewed herself out of old car parts.
Anyway, this should hold me till I can get professionals to take a whack at it.
UPDATE: Tell me what you think in the lunchtime poll at right.
RE-UPDATE: Ok, fine, so y'all don't like it. I've removed the new header. Baby steps. I'm keeping the background, though—it's an original artwork by yours truly at age 4. And I hated all that white space...