Me: You know, we've known each other ever since we were lower-case Gs.
Jeff: We're still lower-case Gs.
Me: You'll always be a big G to me.
Jeff: You should do a blog about how we're all lower-case Gs in our twenties. And how now things are just starting to pick up. Even though we still have no hundred dollar bills.
Jeff: We are hundredaires, though.
Me: Yes. And sometimes even thousandaires.
Jeff: Like every two weeks, for about five minutes.
Me: Still, it counts.
Jeff: If this were the 1900s we'd be rich.
Jeff: And if this was the 1700s, you'd be burned as a witch.
Me: Why just me?
Jeff: You're a Jewess.
That's all, just wanted to share. Happy Saturday!