Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Scenes From a Marriage: Idiot (Doug) Savant


Last night, as we were falling asleep:

ME: I wish I could retain information the way you do. You can speak so intelligently about history off the top of your head.
JEFF: You retain information.
ME: No.
JEFF: Name five actors from Melrose Place.
ME: The 1992 version?
JEFF: Naturally.
ME: Grant Show, Doug Savant, Thomas Calabro, Andrew Shue...and, um, Rob Estes was on it later.
JEFF: See? Now actresses.
ME: Courtney Thorne-Smith, Josie Bissett, Amy Locane for like one season, Vanessa Williams—not the one who sings "Save the Best for Last"—and, of course, Heather Locklear.
JEFF: Bravo.
ME: Oh! And Daphne Zuniga. Bonus point!
JEFF: (Falls silent)
ME: Oh dear.
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