Friday, October 9, 2009
So Rush Limbaugh, the living person I most loathe, is judging the 2010 Miss America Pageant. Instead of even trying to put together an argument that is not simply the word "DOUCHE" typed over and over again like when Jack Nicholson loses it in The Shining, let's review some of the quotes that show how qualified Rush is to judge women:
"Chicks...have chickified the news."
"Everybody knows it was the vacuum cleaner that liberated women more than the pill."
"Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society.”
"You have to understand the mindset of a lot of these feminists and women...These women have paid their dues. They've been married two or three times; they've had two or three abortions; they've done everything that feminism asked them to do. They have cut men out of their lives; they have devoted themselves to causes and careers. And this—the candidacy of Hillary Clinton—is the culmination of all of these women's efforts."
Okay, all together now: