New on HuffPo: Zen and the Art of Subway Rage Avoidance
Una, I just read your Sept. 9th Huffington Post rant and noticed something. You look considerably like Mary-Louise Parker, who is, without a doubt, one of the most beautiful women of our time. So, by the transitive property of hotness, you must be right up there too. Anyway, the men who look behind them are probably just amazed, not paranoid. As for the little mephistopheles with a hard, metal toy, however, you are right; they're just an asshole.
Christian, you are my new favorite commenter! I have to say that I actually don't look much like the luminous MLP in real life... I'm about a foot shorter and much less waifish, not to mention Jew-ier. But you know what? I'll take it.