I want you to do me a favor. Lift up your skirt. No, not here. Go in the bathroom. OK, now lift. What do you see? That's right, you are wearing a pair of your husband's Hanes boxer briefs. You've hit rock bottom, dude. This is even worse than when you wore your bathing suit bottoms, of ALL THREE bathing suits you own, for three days straight. Either do your laundry, or buy more underpants. Are we clear? Good.
Now go tell Jeff before he reads it on this blog.