Elle Magazine has started this thing where they'll send a different, more artsy cover to subscribers. I generally do not have a problem with this. But then today, I got my mail.
Here is the cover, featuring Jennifer Aniston, that you'll see on newsstands:
Your average ladymag come-hither, awkward arm pose. I can dig it.
And here is what I have:
Who at Elle hates Jennifer this much? Seriously? This photo looks like it was taken on a camping trip just after sun-up, and someone has just informed poor Jen that they'd finally scored a roll of TP from a kindly stranger so she wouldn't have to wipe with leaves anymore.