Monday, August 17, 2009
So Tom DeLay will be on this season of Dancing With the Stars. Which is kind of amazing. When will white Republicans stop embarrassing themselves by performing song and dance? (Let's hope never.)
Of special note is that DeLay's nickname was "The Hammer." (Hammer, by the way, is defined as "a tool meant to deliver an impact." HA. So true.) In light of this, I request—nay, I demand—that DeLay perform at least one routine to U Can't Touch This.
Who wants to start a write-in campaign with me?