Thursday, August 27, 2009

Kenley: "Jail Inspired Me!"

Prison stripes...so hot right now!

She's baaaa-aaaaack! And I couldn't be more thrilled. Kenley Collins, the Project Runway Season 5 contestant who I both loathe and am completely obsessed with, has given an interview after breaking out of the clink where she toiled for two whole days! And she gives The. Best. Quotes. Ever.

“Everyone kept saying I put new meaning in the phrase ‘pussy-whipped.’”
Yes, haha, because you beat someone with a cat! Why abuse just a person or an animal when you can do both at the same time?

“I had those women [in prison] cracking up! But the girl next to me was in there for, like, stabbing her man in the head, like 25 times. She was hardcore.”
Does anyone else find it hard to believe that a woman in jail for stabbing someone in the head 25 times would be able to stand—let alone laugh with—someone who even pacifist angel Tim Gunn admitted he wanted to hit?

Also, she's getting her own reality show. OMG. Thank you, universe. You heard my prayers.
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