That is.. until I opened the package to reveal THE BIGGEST PAD I HAVE EVER SEEN.
Seriously, this is more than the size of my head... It looks like I could strap a baby on that thing and carry it like a papoose.
I could wear it as a shin guard for soccer...
WTF?
This is exactly why I, too, stopped using pads after middle school was over. Who wants to waddle around with that in between their legs? And don't even get me started on my issues with the misplaced stickiness of wings!!
ReplyDeleteDANG! I could set up housekeeping in that pad. It would be like having a mobile home. HA! You really CAN take it with you.
ReplyDeleteThat pad would have been perfect for my favourite use as a child - bike seat padding! :D
ReplyDeleteYeah, I can't abide those school bus-sized pads...they're godawful!! I get the super slim variety, and don't walk around looking like I'm smuggling throw pillows with my vajayjay. ;)
ReplyDeleteDoesn't ANYBODY notice that the pad is not on your shin?!
ReplyDeleteSilly girl, that's for your Swiffer! Sheesh....
ReplyDeleteMust be nice to be a skinny little bitch.
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