For some reason, I received free maxi pads in the mail yesterday. And although I haven't worn a pad since approximately 1994, I was excited, because free swag is always fun.
That is.. until I opened the package to reveal THE BIGGEST PAD I HAVE EVER SEEN.
Seriously, this is more than the size of my head... It looks like I could strap a baby on that thing and carry it like a papoose.
I could wear it as a shin guard for soccer...