Anyway, one of the things I love the most about cleaning (and I love A LOT about cleaning because I am Type A all the way) is the stuff you uncover while you're sorting through your mess.
Behold, some gems:
1. "This Is Not An Ordinary Day!", 2003
I made this collage while working a mind-numbing job as a receptionist. Most of the cut-out pieces are from my terrible "uplifting" desk calendar.2. Pre-school Class Photo, 1983-4
Unbeknownst to many of his fans, John Travolta took a break from acting after Saturday Night Fever to teach pre-school at the Emanuel Midtown—I'm sorry, MDItown, according to the sign—Y (see upper left). I am top row, far right, wearing velveteen, standing between two more awesomely dressed, albeit less famous, teachers.3. Un-PC birthday letter, 2005
This pretty much sums up our entire relationship. Gilberrrrrrrt!4. Most awesome birthday card ever, 2007
5. Proof that at one time I was a maneater...
Who are all of the boys following? The little minx on the scooter with red sneaks and a badass 'tude, that's who.6. Best photo ever
Me with my newborn sister, 1986.7. Inexplicable long-distance communication
I sent this to Jeff when he was living in Cambridge, MA in 2004. Memory fails me as to what the words mean or why I am holding a can of soup.8. Jeff's old headshot (awwww)
9. and 10. AMAZING Advent Calendar (had to be two parts b/c scanner isn't big enough).
I will never make anything better than that. I can quit now. (Enlarge to see pithy faux tabloid headlines, like "Frosty: Fatter than ever! Friends say his corncob pipe use out of control!")Okay, must eat. That's all for now.
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