OMG you guys, I have my own landmark! My friend Amy sent me this photo from her phone:
She says it's on 17th and Irving. Someday when I'm famous, all of my fans can make pilgrimages to this historic spot. It will be like the Imagine circle in Central Park, but instead of Beatles songs they'll play "Pussy Control" by Prince and instead of burning candles they'll leave tabloid magazines fanned out around my name.