Last night, drunk, Jeff and I determined the name of my book: Sprechen Sie Douche?: A Taxonomy of Douchebags.
I am watching Germany's Next Top Model right now, and it is awesome. They made the models put on giant prosthetic noses and puss-filled zits and then dress up like Sophia Loren!
I have actually spent most of my time outside, though. Yesterday and today we walked a ton. And drank a ton. I am not really fit to blog right now. But ich liebe dich! More soon....