Nooooo! No no no no no!
All I was doing was browsing shoes during my lunch hour, but I must have offended someone because fate led me to a crappy markdown shoe site where I discovered that there is a bootie named after me. A BOOTIE.
Not only a canklemaking bootie but an UGLY canklemaking bootie. With a BOW. And criss-cross leather detailing.
Oh GOD. My eyes. MY EYES. The horse poster was better than this.