Man, oh man. You totally could not pay me enough to wear that T-shirt. One that said "MASTURBATOR" would even be OK, but the "EX" makes it all preachy. Plus you instantly imagine the person masturbating, which I don't think is what God had in mind when He created these cheap sweatshop Jesus tees.
These models aren't selling them very well, though. I can't put my finger on what it is. Their smiles seem forced. Maybe they're ... tense.
My sister told me I should post a haiku on the blog today, and this seems like the perfect opportunity.
Ex-masturbators:
Can you please convert the old
man on the F train?
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