The New Me
Oooooooooooh I like. They make you look super smart.
You look adorable, my darling four-eyed daughter!Love, Dad
You were born to wear glasses! They look great.
HOT. Don't drink, don't smoke -- what DO you do? Oh, wait. You do drink and smoke.
Well, not cigarettes anymore. Unless I'm drunk.
Which is, let's be honest, now, ALL THE TIME. I'm kidding. Your new glasses are super hot. I love them. I love you.
take off the shirt!! oh wait, this isn't a porn site? with those glasses, that sexy messy but perfect hair, and those puckered lips you look like a sexy librarian who just took her hair out of a bun ...
My god, you're much prettier than I thought you'd be! I don't know why... nor why I felt the need to share...