So I am writing this story right now and I am racked with insecurity, not just about whether it's good, but whether it has a plot at all. I'm not allowing myself to start anything else until I finish this bitch, which is a shame, because I am really good a first sentences. Like check this out:
I often wonder how fat I could get if I really tried.
You want to read that, right?
Or how about this:
My sister and I have this agreement that if I ever fall into a coma, she will come visit me every day and pluck my eyebrows.
The sucky thing is that the first sentences are better than the whole rest of the story. I have to work on my follow-through.