Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Survivor: Electoral Island


From 236.com, here are Eight Ways to Survive the Next Eight Days (oops! Now it's 6!)

I would like to add, however:

*When any CNN Ticker headline begins with the words "McCain says"—or even worse, "Palin says"—DO NOT CLICK. It will only make you angry.

*Give up hope that CNN or MSNBC will ever cover that video footage of Sarah Palin's supporter yelling that Barack Obama is a n***er. They blew their load on "Terrorist! Kill him!" and they are not going to ever care what another Palin supporter yells ever again.

*Tape McCain's photo to an old dot matrix printer or broken scanner, take it out to a field, and go Office Space on it with a baseball bat.

*Drink heavily.
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1 comment :

  1. I've got the drink heavily part down. I really need to work on points 1 & 2, though.

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