Thursday, October 23, 2008

ALL CAPS RANT: Bathroom Edition


Listen, ladies. Do you know when you go into a bathroom and the woman before you has peed ALL OVER the seat? You know who pees on seats? PEOPLE WHO WON'T SIT THEIR ASSES DOWN FOR FEAR OF GETTING GERMS FROM THINGS LIKE OTHER PEOPLE'S PEE. If you are getting herpes from a toilet seat, YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG. So please, for the love of God, use one of those paper thingies, say a prayer, whatever—just SIT THE FUCK DOWN. YOU CAN'T AIM FOR SHIT.
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