Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Liveblogging the Republican National Convention.
Una: I know this is kind of off-limits, but Cindy McCain looks kind of like JonBenet Ramsey trapped in a 50 year-old body with a brow lift, no?
Jeff: She's way older than that.
Una: Well, still.
Jeff: (to Joe Lieberman's speech) Like 6 people are clapping.
Una: Their signs look like Hershey bars! Look! The 'Service' sign on the back of the 'Country First' sign! Mmmmmm, Hershey bars! (See above photo)
Jeff: (at Joe Lieberman) Pimpin' ain't easy.
Una: Lieberman says Obama is a 'young man.'
Jeff: To Republicans, he is a young man.
Una: Joe Lieberman has to tell people that McCain is liked by leaders of other countries. He's all "trust me, I was there."
Jeff: They're blaming Bush! They can't blame Bush, it's their own party.
Una: I want to hurt him. Agggghhhhh! Cindy McCain! Her face is stretched like Play-Doh!
Jeff (Imitating a newscaster): And when he called his wife a cunt in public, he added 'America first, you last ... cunt.'
Una: Are they saying 'Yes we can'?
Jeff: They're saying 'Country First.'
Una: STOP POACHING DEMOCRATS!!!! Lieberman sux 4evs.