So here is what we learned this week*:
-A politically-named hurricane is going to hit Texas, but Texans are staring it down, high-noon style.
-Cindy McCain was a pill-popper! Like, a could-probably-self-medicate-Liz-Taylor-under-the-fucking-table pill-popper.
-Sarah Palin doesn't know shit! But she likes to shoot wolves from planes. Which kind of negates the whole "Democratic wolfpack is after Palin" ad McCain is running.
-Todd Palin
-Charlie Gibson has got nothing on Barbara Walters and Whoopi Goldberg.
-Obama was just joshing with Letterman about doing a centerfold for Popular Mechanics, but Popular Mechanics totally called his bluff.
-McCain's lies are finally getting attention from the media, but probably won't due any good because when pressed he lies about lying.
-Joe Biden spent the week unwittingly mocking the paraplegic and questioning his own fitness for VP!
-John McCain: older than nachos.
-I have no cavities.
Have great weekends, folks.
*Also, obviously, it was the 7th anniversary of 9/11 but I am not mentioning it here because I think everyone already knows, so please do not send me hate mail.
I totally ordered those "I'm younger than" McCain shirts for my husband and daughter. (My age didn't match up to what they have.)
ReplyDeleteI love my daughters "I am 70 years younger than John McCain" shirt.
Can't wait to post a picture on my blog. :) Thanks for the links!