Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Zingers for the Democrats: $5 FREE

"Today, we make history my nominating the first African-American to ever head a major party ticket. The Republicans have nominated their 44th old white Protestant guy."

"McCain served his country honorably, and lived for four years in a POW camp. Which pretty much any POW survivor will tell you, makes you fucking insane. Did you even see Rescue Dawn?"

"John McCain called his wife a cunt in front of a lot of people, and also he thinks Czechoslovakia is still a country. Seriously, does no one find this troubling?"

(for Hillary Clinton only) "John McCain has been using my comments from the primary season in his attack ads on Barack Obama. I am Hillary Clinton and I DO NOT approve this message!"

(for Joe Biden only) "My name is Buh-buh-buh-buh-Biden and John McCain is full of buh-buh-buh-buh-bullshit!"

(for Sasha Obama only) "Mr. McCain, how old are you?"

1 comment :

  1. You've heard Biden's pre-primary snap about how Giuliani mentions the same 3 things in every sentence --a noun, a verb and 9/11? He ought to change that up for John McCain and having been a POW. McCain even brought that up during the whole 'how many houses do i own' incident. "Well, for four years there, I didn't own any house but the bamboo cage I lived in." Whatever you say, old man. Here comes the airplane with its delicious cargo of strained carrots.


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