When I was a little girl, I was always scared of the Mouse King in the Nutcracker ballet, because he had like 7 heads and not even getting into the fact that I have a phobia of rodents, that's just gross.
These honest-to-God candidate flip flops are possibly the scariest footwear I have ever seen, and that includes toe-less boots and high-heeled sneakers.
It's like sprouting candidate heads from your toe cleavage! Why not just one head? Why? Why? Why did I have to see this?