Remember my extensive collection of mismatched and/or five-lb earrings? Well, apparently there is a high-end version:
These must be HUGE and if you buy them (only 140 Euro!!) and send me a photo of you wearing them I will love you forevs:
For that bejeweled butcher and/or knife afficionado in your life:
What time is it? Time to get some ill jewelry, yo!
And this, I just covet:
If you are a purist and want the original goods, though, there is -- shockingly and sadly -- a place you can still buy them (DO NOT click on that unless you are ready for some serious troll action. You have been warned):