Tuesday, July 1, 2008

A Few Things

1. Who takes personal calls in a public bathroom? Twice now I have gone to pee to find a woman standing idly among the stalls, chatting on a cell phone. Which seems rude to the person you’re talking to, not to mention the people trying to “make” (to use my favorite euphemism … for some reason that always makes me crack up. But I digress). Then again, had she not been talking, I never would have heard the following:

“So Joe goes over to Edmon’s table to see if everything’s cool, and Edmon goes, ‘Yeah, we’re cool. They’re all sluts, especially Bridget, but we’re still boys.’”

I bet you anything she was Bridget. Hahahaha, you slut, stop talking on your phone in the bathroom!

2. So I saw this headline on CNN today, something like “Crime on McCain agenda”—which, if you think about it, is funny and totally the wrong wording, but what else do you expect from a news source that last week blared the line "'I’ll rip apart’ raped kids, lawmaker vows." Anyway, remember McGruff, the Crime dog? Doesn’t McCain kind of remind you of him – old, kinda mangy? Can’t you picture McCain telling kids to take a bite out of crime?

Yes you can!

1 comment :

  1. It seems CNN has fully accepted its role as sensationalist/non-sensical headline maker. You can get t-shirts made with CNN headlines now. Here's a bad link: http://www.cnn.com/tshirt/?headline=Reporter%20falls%20trying%20to%20'mail%20jump'&fhash=e460ead72e7660951485db8bd0cfbd11&date=1214919409000&hash=40ec7cbbfa95a9f65b2144d552c3c1d5&return_uri=http://www.cnn.com/video/%23/video/us/2008/07/01/morroni.mail.jumpers.wisn


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