A friend put this photo on Facebook today -- I'm in the green room of the '92 Theater at Wesleyan, about to perform in a musical set to '90s rock and pop which involved, among other things, a choreographed dance to "Bugaboo" by Destiny's Child.
That tee shirt is a costume, thank Christ. And seems to be a self-fulfilling prophecy. Why do I look so pissed? In college, you don't know yet that your life is about to suck for at least five years.