Well, now I have to stop my favorite joke about how only relatives visit this site, because according to my highly scientific poll (at right) 37% of my readers are total strangers! And only 10% are relatives! Woah! What a totally shocking end to my experiment! Did you ever think such drama would play out on this blog? Okay ... I'm boring even myself. I can't make the poll cool. But really, thank you to the people that took the time to take it (mmmmm, alliteration). I am constantly shocked that you all find me amusing.