OMG. OMG OMG OMG. There is -- wait, I have to collect myself -- there is a reality show in Britain -- a modeling reality show -- OMG -- called -- are you ready? -- Britain's Missing Top Model. It is NOT a show about runaway models. It is a show about -- it's too amazing, I can't believe it's true! -- amputee models.
Tyra. Banks. Is. Kicking. Herself.