You will notice that my posts are now all signed "written by Sassy." No, I haven't farmed out my blogging to a gloriously-named intern; rather, I am trying to avoid tying my name to the blog from here on out because I work for a big company now and I can't risk being associated with my own fluffy, occasionally dirty and/or irate musings.
B. Omigod my iPod Nano can download TV shows and now I can watch TV on the subway, on a desert island, ANYWHERE. Goodbye, remaining brain cells. Hello, Desperate Housewives.