Friday, May 2, 2008

Don't be a Una!

Jeff and I were looking at Urban Dictionary tonight, mostly grossing ourselves out with various novel sexual practices. Then, of course, I had to enter my own name...

una

a girl who is gorgeous from far (ooo) away but extremely unattractive up close (nah)
"damn im gonna talk to that girl over there"
"no dont, as soon as you get there, you'll see shes a una"

Jeff: "DAMN! The internet fucking schooled you!"
Me: Thanks, honey.

Don't ever enter your own name into a search engine. No matter what, you will be humbled.
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1 comment :

  1. Wikipedia'ing my first name was a lot more rewarding than I had assumed it would be:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micah_%28novel%29

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