I just received the following email:
I just sent you your shoes. Grand total was $49 bucks. I'll either
get a paypal account or find something online I want for that price.
Hope you're well man. Miss our wild times.
I mean, WOW. That is like the BEST wrong email ever, right? It makes me want to write a short story or something.
I'm not even emailing the guy back to tell him he sent it to the wrong person. This may be the only time anyone ever calls me "Negro" and I want it to last.