Saturday, December 15, 2007
(To the tune of "My Favorite Things", from The Sound of Music)
Magazine closings with bitching and whining,
Levels of sanity quickly decling,
I look like I've just been hit by a truck.
These are just some things that make me say “Fuck!” .
Bank account dipping to negative numbers,
Alarm clock insisting on ruining my slumber.
Missing “The Office”; this writer strike sucks –
These are just some things that make me go “FUCK!”
In my fat pants!
In a bad mood!
When I’m feeling mad,
I think of all these things that make me yell “FUCK!”
But then I just feeeeel ... more mad!