While checking my email this morning, one of the links that popped up was an article on "Things Not to Say At Work". With high hopes, I clicked, only to find a tepid essay on general work etiquette. Come on, there are a MILLION things not to say at work. Here are some of my suggestions:
Has anyone seen my bong? I keep it at work for the late nights.
In case you hadn't noticed, I was wearing these clothes yesterday.
Drinking at lunch makes me sleepy.
Fuck you AND your Powerpoint presentation.
For Halloween I dressed up like a whore from the seventies. You know, no bra.
Well, sir, watching 'The Office' at work is kind of like working.
Petty cash? I thought that was like a bonus.
Vagina (it makes some people uncomfortable).
I have a blog.