My parents threw Jeff and me a rockin’ engagement party this weekend. I will post a full update tomorrow, but for right now, I will simply do a run-down of Lessons Learned: Engagement Party Edition:
1. When complimented on one’s outfit, one should refrain from loudly crowing that it was purchased at Target.
2. People will not think it is funny if you pull them aside and ask them to explain what the wedding night will be like, no matter how many cocktails you’ve had.
3. After a night of drinking, a sloppy Reuben is perhaps not the smartest choice.
4. Your future mother in law is not familiar with the Dick in a Box sketch, and it won't jog her memory to serenade her with the lyrics.