Thursday, December 7, 2006
If Santa himself was blocking the entrance to Hammacher Schlemmer, I would tell him to move his fat ass.
Because Christmas Una must be anesthetized with Captain Morgan's-spiked eggnog at all times, she is unable to summon the snarkiness required to unleash her vitrol at the masses of
assholes Christmas shoppers clogging the city streets. Luckily, the Gawker editors can read her mind.