My computer clock has been weird lately. It's off by hours, sometimes days. No matter how many times I reset it it goes wonky again.
Yesterday I went to fix it yet again when I saw that, apart from having the wrong date and time ...
My computer thinks that it's January, 1970. I don't know how long it's been living in a time warp. Maybe it got freaked out by y2k and defected to a simpler time?
Oh, man. I can't even begin to deal with this right now.